I ripped my pants.

"DanimalHouse" (thrillerwa09) 02/12/2016 at 14:59 • Filed to: None

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Right in the buttcrack. At work. Right before a meeting.

Bent down to plug in a cord under my desk. * RRRRRRRRRRRIP *

These jeans aren’t that old, they fit just perfectly, I’m definitely a lean body type.

Good thing Eddie Bauer has a lifetime guarantee.

Be ready, Eddie.

Chariotoflove > DanimalHouse 02/12/2016 at 15:11

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Huh, I thought that only happened in movies. Did you manage to hide it for the meeting?

Xyl0c41n3 > DanimalHouse 02/12/2016 at 15:11

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I once ripped open a huge gash in my jeans right along the back pocket seam trying to jump over a railing. I didn't realize it til two hours later when I was back at my office. A whole bunch of baseball players got a nice view of my pink polka dot underwear for those two hours and never said a word. I was mortified.

DanimalHouse > Chariotoflove 02/12/2016 at 15:14

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RIGHT?! I think I was discreet enough, but who knows. Who wants to admit they were looking at your butt during a meeting? CALL HR! CALL HR!!!!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > DanimalHouse 02/12/2016 at 15:15

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I mean, are we talking top to bottom full on split or tiny seam split

Was it leave the building with a notepad covering your ass? Haha

Man I wish you luck, crappy situation

Leadbull > DanimalHouse 02/12/2016 at 15:17

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DrJohannVegas > DanimalHouse 02/12/2016 at 15:20

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As a young grad student, Doc once tore the crotch on a pair of dress slacks right before a presentation. At a conference. In front of leading scholars in my area of expertise. Also, Doc was wearing... let’s say colorful undergarments. (Didn’t think about the risks before packing.) Luckily, there was a podium and I fought my natural urge to walk about a bit while I present work. Lesson learned.

Now I pack matching drawers for every pair of slacks I pack.

yamahog > DanimalHouse 02/12/2016 at 15:23

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It’s OK. If it makes you feel any better, my SO somehow managed to rip his pants while sitting on the bed playing videogames the other day.

OPPOsaurus WRX > DanimalHouse 02/12/2016 at 15:24

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back in the day i was offered a job and invited down for a second meeting to discuss money and stuff. As my soon to be boss sat in the chair, the chair, putting forth all the strength it had in its metal tube frame, succumbed to the massive load imposed upon its structure. It collapsed and he hit his head against the wall. It was funny shit.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Xyl0c41n3 02/12/2016 at 15:42

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Tangentally related story - I interned in college at a solar panel plant. One of the other interns was a, admittedly attractive, girl who used to SHOVE her hands into her pockets when she walked around. Like stand up, turn, *SHOVE* and the pants would buckle on her hips a little bit before the belt kept them up. One morning her belt broke. Apparently that belt was holding up to some tremendous forces. EVERY time she walked away, anyone nearby got treated to a quick flash. And to her credit, she would always pull them right back up in an instant. Just like a quarter second of underwear. I guess her habit was hard to break.....And it’s one of those things where no one can muster any sort of reaction besides “......that happened?” Even when she did it again in front of everyone at the floor meeting. Not. A. Word. Just stunned faces at a) the panty flash and b) the ninja like speed of the entire affair.

So by the end of the day everyone knew where she bought her underwear. Aerie likes to advertise on their products, it seems. But you could practically hear her inner dialogue thanking the laundry gods she wore decent underwear and not a thong or something dirty and tattered.

And that’s the most interesting thing that ever happened at that hellhole of a solar panel plant....Oh and one day I found 5 bucks.

Xyl0c41n3 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/12/2016 at 15:44

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LMAO! Yeah.... That was pretty much my exact reaction once I caught a glimpse of myself in the bathroom mirror: “Well, at least I’m wearing a cute pair of underwear!”

Hehehe.

yitznewton > DanimalHouse 02/12/2016 at 15:50

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Hahaha

I was once on my way to a workshop at the Library of Congress, running to catch a train I wiped out and ripped my pant leg on the platform.

Future next gen S2000 owner > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/12/2016 at 15:55

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Thongs are awesome. I sat behind a girl, in h.s., who decided that having a whale tail showing was perfectably acceptable. I am so glad I’m good and math otherwise I totally would have failed that class.

Chariotoflove > DanimalHouse 02/12/2016 at 15:57

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Had a friend at work once who liked vintage clothes and developed a rip in the seat of her favorite cargo pants. I fixed it for her in situ with paper clips. Lasted to get her home.

And hey, probably better than going in with your fly down.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > yamahog 02/12/2016 at 16:14

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Why was he wearing pants at all? That sounds like no-pants time. At least, it is in my house.

shop-teacher > DanimalHouse 02/12/2016 at 16:42

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I once had a student tap on my shoulder, and very quietly tell me my pants were ripped in the back. I had all the kids put the tools down, and excused myself into my storeroom. One of the back pocket seems had split right in half, there was a good 8-10" rip in the ass of my jeans. I put them back together with duct tape inside and out, and finished the day like that.

That kid was already getting a A, but even if she wasn’t, she would have after that!

yamahog > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/12/2016 at 17:08

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They were PJ pants :)

GE90man > DanimalHouse 02/12/2016 at 20:24

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done that on a crowded subway in nyc. it wasn't fun.

wiffleballtony > DanimalHouse 02/13/2016 at 14:08

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That’s one hell of a fart.